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I need a laugh: Education jokes and memes

Hekia washing her hands again

nisbet-national-standards

meme-why-do-we-keep-them

in good faith - Hekia Parata - Inigo Montoya

judging a teacher by test restults

 

 

sosnz-assessment-parata-quote-meme

 

wonka asks Hekia have you got an answer

 

hekia school funding

Carl Sagan truth

Kid President is Spreading Some Awesome

“No matter who you are, somebody is learning from you”

Word.

That guy knows how to inspire.

Now go spread some awesome of your own 🙂

If education reformers ran art galleries…

If Ed reformers ran art galleries...

Flummoxed? Translate your edu-speak here.

flummoxEver wondered what on earth all those phrases, terms and acronyms in education mean?  Who knows their PaCT from their aSStle, their Data Drive Assessment from their GERM?  And just what is Quality Teaching?

I found this fantastic post that makes at least some of it clear.

Below is just a wee sample – pop over to the blog to see the rest.  They are very funny, in an I-laugh-but-I-wanna-cry kind of way.

 

Assessment (noun): A test made by a corporation and protected from peer review and public scrutiny by intellectual property laws and strict confidentiality agreements.

 

Data Driven Assessment (noun): A test made by a corporation and protected from peer review by intellectual property laws and strict confidentiality agreements whose purpose is to provide numbers too complicated and nuanced for the general public to understand, but vague enough that they can be molded into a variety of purposes as the need for “data” to support reforms arises.

 

Reformer (noun): A person who really wants to win an election or get paid by somebody who won an election.

 

Value-Added Score (noun): The application of a scientific, statistical model designed for predicting outcomes to assessment scores.  A model allows constants to become variables and vice versa.  When applied in real time, in real life, with attached consequences for the resulting data, this becomes a synonym for “self-fulfilling prophesy.”

 

My addition is this:

National Standards (noun, pl.):  fuzzy benchmarks pertaining to nothing in particular but which allow students, schools and teachers to be judged as failing, okay or adequate depending on how near the country is to an election.

 

We really need some for New Zealand edu-speak, I think.

Maybe you could suggest more in the comments below?

~ Dianne

Some Stuff I Used To Know – time for a well needed laugh, I think

It’s been a hard time for teachers of late – so I thought for once we could do with a laugh (and one that doesn’t involve mocking politicians)

So here you go

The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

Enjoy 🙂

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